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Single Bitch Candle

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$18.21 $24.95 In stock

Category: Candles

Celebrate your single self with our single bitch candle. Or gift it to your badass single friend. 

SINGLE BITCH. SMELLS LIKE: free titties and sunshine

  • Scent: peach, cherry blossom, and white jasmine
  • Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax 
  • Custom blend of fragrance oils
  • 8 oz; 50 hours of burn time

Our candles are made of natural soy wax and coconut oil with a blend of fragrance oils. We use lead free cotton wicks and hand pour the candles in small batches in Virginia. Because our candles are made with natural ingredients (unlike paraffin candles which are most commonly found in stores) they burn cleanly. 

The glass jars and tin lid are 100% recyclable or reusable. 

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Henry ★★★★★

Bought this for my best friend who’s newly single, and she laughed so hard she almost dropped it. The white jasmine comes through strong but not overpowering, and it burns evenly without any tunneling. Now I want one for myself.

Sophia D. ★★★★★

The peach and cherry blossom scent is surprisingly fresh and not at all cloying, perfect for my apartment. Burn time seems solid so far, and the "free titties and sunshine" description always makes me smile when I light it.

Eva E. ★★★★★

My best friend screamed when she opened this, and honestly the peach and cherry blossom combo smells way better than I expected for a joke gift. It's been burning on my coffee table for a week and the whole room still smells like a sunny afternoon.

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