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Chronically Online Candle

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Category: Candles

Introducing our No Chill Candle Collection! These hand-poured soy candles are a whole vibe.

Chronically Online
smells like doomscrolling, digital burnout, and parasocial delusion
sage | pineapple | palm

    All our candles are made of natural soy wax with a blend of fragrance oils. We use lead free cotton wicks and hand pour them in small batches. The glass jars and tin lid are 100% recyclable or reusable.

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    Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Isabella P. ★★★★★

    The name alone made me laugh out loud, and the scent is honestly perfect—that pineapple and palm combo is way more refreshing than I expected from something called "digital burnout." It burns evenly and makes my desk smell like a tropical vacation I desperately need.

    Sebastian ★★★★★

    I was expecting a joke candle but the pineapple and palm scent is genuinely nice, sweet without being cloying. It's been burning on my desk for a week straight and the hand-poured soy wax still throws scent across the whole room.

    Hazel V. ★★★★★

    The soy wax burns so clean and even that I've had it going for hours without any soot or tunneling. The doomscrolling burnout vibe is weirdly accurate—it's sweet but a little smoky, perfect for background noise while I'm working.

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