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Dystopian Nightmare Sleep Mask Sticker

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$2.88 $4 In stock

Category: Stickers

For when the news cycle feels like a fever dream you never signed up for. This sticker says what we’re all thinking—stylishly printed on a pink sleep mask design, because even your protest fatigue deserves a cute aesthetic. Stick it where reality can’t reach you (like your water bottle, laptop, or emotional support notebook).

3" Matte finish, water proof, easy peel

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Andrew ★★★★★

The pink sleep mask design is way more subtle in person than I expected—it makes the dark joke land without being too loud. I stuck it on my laptop and it’s already gotten a few knowing laughs from coworkers. Exactly the right amount of absurdity for these weird times.

James Y. ★★★★★

The print is super crisp and the pink sleep mask design pops perfectly against the dark background—got a few laughs when I stuck it on my laptop. It’s a spot-on way to vent about the news without saying a word.

David ★★★★★

The pink sleep mask design is the perfect amount of snark for my laptop, and the print is bold enough to catch someone's eye from across the room. I slapped it on my water bottle, and it's already gotten a laugh from a coworker who gets the "fever dream" joke.

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