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Mediocre White Man Sticker

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$2.64 $4 In stock

Category: Stickers

For those days when you need a reminder to walk into every room like it’s already yours—because why should mediocre confidence be reserved for men named Chad? Stick it on your laptop, notebook, or water bottle for an instant power boost with a wink.

3" Matte finish, water proof, easy peel

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Zoe A. ★★★★★

I stuck this on my notebook and it’s already gotten a few laughs from coworkers—the smirk on the guy’s face is spot on. The vinyl feels thick enough to hold up to daily bag jostling, which is nice.

Madison X. ★★★★★

Slapped it on my water bottle and honestly it’s the first thing people smile at during meetings. The sticker’s got a clean, crisp print that hasn’t peeled after two weeks of daily use.

Elizabeth Z. ★★★★★

Peeled it off the backing and stuck it on my water bottle in seconds—adhesion is solid so far. The satirical smirk on the white man’s face gets a laugh every time someone reads it aloud. Exactly the kind of dry humor I needed for my office desk.

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