Zero Fucks Given Chart Birthday Card

$3.41 ~~$5.5~~ In stock

One upside about aging, the older you get the less you really care about what people think. Or about most things for that matter.

Inside: Blank
A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
Kraft envelope & sleeve
Explicit and censored options available

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Timothy ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

The blank inside is perfect—I just wrote my own spin on not giving a damn. The kraft envelope gives it that nice, unpretentious feel. My friend laughed out loud when she saw the front.

Evelyn Y. ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The card’s kraft envelope and A2 size make it feel more substantial than your usual joke card, and the blank inside means I could scribble a proper message. My mom laughed out loud at the grumpy fox on the front and said it’s exactly how she feels at 60.

Edward ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

Got this for my dad's birthday and the deadpan joke landed exactly as intended. The A2 size is perfect for a quick laugh without taking up a whole table, and the blank inside let me write my own punchline. He cracked up before he even opened it.