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Wouldn't Exist Mother's Day Card

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$4.02 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

"I don't know what I would do without you... because I literally would not exist."

Admit it, you literally wouldn't exist without your mom. Let her know how important she is in your life this Mother's Day. 

  • Inside: Happy Mother's Day!
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft paper envelope & sleeve
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    Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Amelia ★★★★★

    My mom got a real kick out of this one, and the card's glossy finish makes the joke pop even more. She's had it propped on her desk for a week now.

    Hannah I. ★★★★★

    The message hit the perfect note—funny but heartfelt, and the card stock has a nice weight to it. My mom got a kick out of the punchline right away.

    Violet C. ★★★★★

    My mom read this card and laughed out loud before immediately tearing up—the punchline lands perfectly because it's so true. The card itself feels sturdy and well-made, not flimsy like some I've bought at the drugstore.