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$3.63 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

A bleak but tender take on modern romance. Equal parts affection and realism. Best given with eye contact and maybe health insurance, just in case.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Charlotte U. ★★★★★

The card's kraft envelope gives it a nice earthy feel that contrasts perfectly with the dark humor inside. My partner cracked a smile when they read the title, then gave me a knowing look.

Ryan ★★★★★

My best friend and I laughed way too hard at this card before I gave it to my partner—the blank inside was exactly right since the cover says everything. The kraft envelope gives it a nice handmade feel too.

Aurora ★★★★★

The dark humor landed perfectly with my boyfriend—we both laughed and then got quiet, which felt right. The kraft envelope and A2 size are sturdy enough to feel intentional, not flimsy like most cards. Blank inside gave us room to write something actually personal.

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