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Washington Machine

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$3.8 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Don't let the Washington machine get you down! Seriously. Not worth it.



  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve 
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    Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Christopher ★★★★★

    The kraft envelope and protective sleeve make it feel more substantial than a typical cheap joke card, and the blank inside leaves room to add your own punchline.

    Alexander ★★★★★

    This card’s sentiment is perfectly dry and relatable, and the A2 size with the kraft envelope feels surprisingly nice and substantial. I’m keeping a few on hand for when honest friends need a laugh.

    Victoria ★★★★★

    I got this as a gag for a coworker who's been stressed about politics, and the blank inside was perfect for adding my own message. The A2 size and kraft sleeve make it feel more substantial than a typical flimsy card.

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