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Trump Wants a Nobel

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$3.85 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Ambitious. Persistent. Unlikely. A romantic comparison for when desire knows no limits and self-awareness is optional. Makes a statement without promising results.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Carter ★★★★★

My brother's ego is a force of nature, so this card's "self-awareness is optional" line was practically made for him. The blank inside left me room to add my own jab, and the A2 size fits perfectly in a standard envelope without feeling cheap. He actually laughed out loud, which is the closest I've

William ★★★★★

Took a chance on this card for my brother, who’s always chasing impossible dreams; the A2 size is perfect for a quick, cheeky note. It nails that blend of ambition and self-awareness with a perfect punchline. He laughed and immediately hung it on his fridge—mission accomplished.

George I. ★★★★★

Sent this to a friend whose optimism is hilariously relentless, and the A2 size made it just discreet enough to slide in a book. The blank inside let me add my own punchline, which was perfect since the card's already doing the heavy lifting.

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