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Survived Every President Birthday

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$4.02 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

A birthday stat that's impressive no matter how old they are. Here's to keeping it going.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Robert K. ★★★★★

The kraft envelope and sleeve feel way sturdier than most cards I’ve picked up, so this one’s actually gift-worthy on its own. My buddy hit 60 and got a real kick out of the “survived” angle—it’s clever without being cheesy, and the blank inside gave me room to write a proper joke.

Daniel F. ★★★★★

My dad has lived through 17 presidents so far, and this card made him actually laugh out loud. The kraft envelope and sleeve give it a nice, earthy feel that matches the witty humor.

Hannah B. ★★★★★

Bought this for my history-buff dad's 70th and he actually laughed out loud, which never happens. The kraft envelope and sleeve make it feel a little more special than a regular card, and the blank inside gave me room to write my own note. A2 size is a touch smaller than I pictured, but it's a solid