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Sorry You’re in the Pits

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$4.13 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

This avocado card is perfect for breakups, bad days, or general existential crises.

Inside: Blank
A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
Kraft envelope & sleeve

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Evelyn ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect—I wrote a long note to my friend about her awful week, and the avocado pun on the front made her actually laugh for the first time in days. The kraft paper envelope and sleeve give it a thoughtful, tactile feel that a standard card just doesn't have.

Scarlett ★★★★★

Sent this to a friend going through a rough breakup and got a text back saying the avocado face perfectly captured her mood. The kraft envelope and sleeve made it feel a bit more special than a standard card.

Robert ★★★★★

The avocado illustration cracked me up the second I pulled it from the kraft sleeve—it’s the perfect mix of dark humor and comfort for a friend’s rough week. Blank inside meant I could scribble a long, messy note without feeling boxed in.

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