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Poop & Puke

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$4.13 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

For the husband or wife that should be recognized for what they go through alongside you.

  • Inside: Blank
  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Recycled Kraft Envelope
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    Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Ruby B. ★★★★★

    The kraft envelope and blank inside are perfect since it’s really the inside joke that matters more than the card itself. Got this for my husband after he had to hold my hair back last week—he actually laughed out loud. Definitely captures the reality of having a partner who sticks with you through

    Natalie U. ★★★★★

    The Kraft envelope and blank inside made it perfect for writing exactly what I wanted, and the card’s size is nice and sturdy for framing later. My husband laughed and said it’s the most truthful card he’s ever gotten.

    Adam S. ★★★★★

    My wife got a kick out of this card—the recycled kraft envelope and blank inside made it perfect for adding my own messy thank you note. A funny, honest way to say I appreciate her putting up with me.

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