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Non-Romantic Obsession

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$4.13 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

For the best friend. The sister. The coworker you trauma-bonded with. The person you text first about literally everything.

Zero romance. Maximum attachment.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Elizabeth A. ★★★★★

My sister and I have this exact relationship—I handed her the card and she laughed so hard she almost cried. The A2 size tucked perfectly into a regular envelope for mailing, which was a nice surprise.

Lucy ★★★★★

I picked this up for my work bestie and the A2 size is perfect for a short, hand-written note without feeling too tiny. The "zero romance, maximum attachment" line on the front made us both laugh out loud.

Lily O. ★★★★★

The blank inside meant I could write exactly the unhinged inside joke my best friend and I have, and the A2 size is perfect for a note that's short but hits hard. Gave it to my sister for no reason at all and she immediately texted me a photo of it on her fridge.