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Merry Fucking Christmas

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$4.13 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Perfect for those who prefer a little sass with their season's greetings.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Edward E. ★★★★★

The A2 size fits perfectly in my purse for unexpected gifting, and the kraft envelope gives it a nice rustic feel. My aunt actually laughed out loud when she opened it—exactly the reaction I wanted.

Brian ★★★★★

I love handing these out because the blank inside lets me write exactly what I want, and the kraft envelope makes it feel a bit more substantial than your average card. The plastic sleeve kept mine pristine during shipping, which was a nice touch.

John H. ★★★★★

The “Merry Fucking Christmas” card made my brother laugh out loud – the sass is perfect. The blank inside let me write a personal note, and the Kraft envelope added a nice earthy touch. Exactly what our holiday exchange needed.

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