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$4.23 $6.5 In stock

Category: Buttons Magnets Bottle Openers

Sometimes the truth is funny. Get the magnet (or bottle opener magnet) and put it on your fridge to help you remember to be more confident in yourself. Or, get the button and wear it with you anywhere you go. 

Size: 2 1/4 inch round

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Robert S. ★★★★★

The bottle opener on the back works surprisingly well, and the magnet holds up a few takeout menus without slipping. It's a funny little reminder every time I grab a drink.

Matthew V. ★★★★★

Stuck this magnet on the fridge and it gets a laugh every time someone grabs a beer. The bottle opener part actually works fine, no bending or slipping. Honestly it's just a silly little thing that makes me weirdly more confident.

Chloe A. ★★★★★

Bought the bottle opener magnet for my husband as a gag gift and it's honestly sturdier than I expected — it's been holding up on our fridge for months. The opener actually works too, which I wasn't counting on. Best five bucks I've spent in a while.

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