The Card Bureau

Made a Human

Made a Human - Main image
$3.52 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

For new parents who are still processing the fact that… yeah, they did that. Minimal, funny, and perfect for the “wait, what just happened?” phase.

  • Inside: Blank
  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Recycled Kraft Envelope
    Before you pay

    Check the method and total at checkout.

    When it ships

    Allow for processing time as well as the journey to you.

    Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

    Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

    View policy
    If you need a refund

    Keep your order number and contact the store to start.

    Please contact us for the refund processing timeframe before returning an item.

    View policy
    Delivery costs

    Review the cost for your destination and chosen service.

    Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

    Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

    View policy
    Returning an item

    Check the return conditions before sending anything back.

    United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

    View policy

    Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Kevin ★★★★★

    This card’s “yeah, they did that” line made my sister and her husband laugh for five full minutes. The blank inside lets me write a personal note, and the recycled kraft feels sturdy but not stiff.

    Brian ★★★★★

    The kraft paper texture feels so earthy and real, which matched the "we made a human" vibe perfectly. I wrote a quick inside note about how little sleep we're all running on, and it landed just right.

    Amelia ★★★★★

    The blank inside meant I could scribble our own inside joke for my best friend after her C-section, and the recycled kraft stock felt sturdy enough to survive her toddler. The 4.25" x 5.5" size is small, but honestly it's the kind of card that ends up on the fridge for months.

    Related Products