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Home for the Holidays Greeting Card

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$3.3 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

‘Tis the season to be jolly… and have a quick escape route. Perfect for those who know that holiday visits are best with a drink in hand and an exit plan in mind. Here’s to festive cheer—and knowing when to make a break for it!

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & protective plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Adam ★★★★★

The card design is so on point—that “quick escape route” line had me laughing out loud before I even opened it. The paper quality feels sturdy and premium, not flimsy like most cards I’ve picked up at the drugstore. Sent it to my sister who’s already planning her holiday exit strategy, and she texte

Samuel ★★★★★

The inside joke about having an "exit plan" cracked me up—perfect for sending to my brother before our family gathering. The paper has a nice, thick quality that feels more premium than most holiday cards.

Nicholas D. ★★★★★

Opened this card and immediately laughed out loud — that line about needing an exit plan is exactly what my family needs every Christmas. The glossy finish makes the illustration pop, and the inside has just enough blank space for a personal note. Definitely sending this to my cousin who’ll get the

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