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Getting Weirder Birthday

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$4.02 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Suddenly another trip around the sun doesn't feel so bad compared to everything else happening out there. Perspective is the real gift here. For the friend who doomscrolls and deserves a laugh about it.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Riley O. ★★★★★

Opened it at my desk and had to explain to coworkers why I was snickering at a birthday card. The "perspective is the real gift" line hits exactly right for anyone who's glued to the news.

Chloe ★★★★★

My friend actually laughed out loud when she opened this, and the "perspective is the real gift here" line hit exactly right for someone who needs a break from the news.

Richard ★★★★★

Got this for my friend who’s always glued to her phone during dinner, and she actually laughed out loud when she read the "perspective is the real gift here" line. The card’s dark humor is spot-on for anyone who needs a break from the news.

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