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Fuck Trump Birthday Card

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$3.85 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Back by popular demand, because a holiday card just wasn't enough!

Blow out your candles, make a wish, and hope for a future without him. A birthday card that says what we’re all thinking.

Inside: Blank
A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
Kraft envelope & sleeve

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Brian ★★★★★

The blank inside was perfect since I could write my own message, and the card stock feels sturdy enough to survive a messy birthday party. Bought this for a friend’s 30th and they laughed out loud immediately.

Brian H. ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect—lets the bold front do all the talking. Thick cardstock makes it feel substantial, not flimsy.

Robert ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect because I can write my own snarky note, and the front says exactly what needs to be said. My friend laughed so hard she nearly choked on her birthday cake. This is the card for anyone who needs a little catharsis with their candles.

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