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Didn't Request Birthday

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$3.96 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Technically an improvement. Mostly unwelcome. For the birthday person who gets it, laughs at it, and is probably already asleep by 10.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Riley U. ★★★★★

My brother turned 40 and this card absolutely nailed the vibe—he laughed out loud at the "asleep by 10" line, and the kraft envelope gave it a nice rustic feel. Blank inside meant I could write something personal without cramping the joke.

Harper ★★★★★

Bought this for my brother who claims he hates birthdays, and the blank inside meant I could scribble something dumb. The 4 1/4 by 5 1/2 size is perfect for tucking into a gift bag, and the kraft envelope has that nice recycled look. He actually laughed, which is rare for him.

Brian ★★★★★

I gave this to my friend who always goes to bed early—the "already asleep by 10" joke was spot-on. The A2 size fits perfectly in the kraft envelope, and the blank inside let me add my own short note.

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