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Chair Matters Birthday

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$3.41 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

No judgment, just facts. A birthday card for anyone who scans the restaurant and quietly picks the chair with back support.

  • Inside: Blank
  • A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Kraft envelope & sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Leo K. ★★★★★

Finally, a card that gets my husband's obsession with finding the perfect dining chair. The "no judgment, just facts" line is spot-on, and the kraft envelope feels nice and sturdy. He got a good laugh out of it.

Lily ★★★★★

My brother is notorious for scoping out the seating situation before anyone else sits down, so this card was spot-on. The kraft envelope and sleeve give it a nice, tactile feel that matches the dry humor inside perfectly.

Robert ★★★★★

My sister has exactly this chair-scanning habit and she laughed out loud when she opened it. The card stock feels sturdy and the kraft envelope is a nice touch. The blank inside gave me room to add my own joke.

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