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Baby Blowout

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$3.41 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

This new baby card leans into the double meaning and comes out warm on the other side. Because yes, there will be blowouts, and yes, this is absolutely worth celebrating. A fun, knowing card for the new parent who still has their sense of humor.

  • Inside: Blank
  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Recycled Kraft Envelope 
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Steven A. ★★★★★

The size is just right for a standard envelope, and the humor lands perfectly for any parent who’s survived a diaper disaster. Probably the most relatable card I’ve sent all year—it got a genuine laugh.

Andrew E. ★★★★★

The card stock feels nice and sturdy, and the design is clever without being too crass. My sister-in-law got a good laugh out of it when she opened it—exactly what I was hoping for.

Lily Y. ★★★★★

The inside text perfectly hits that mix of humor and sincerity for new parents. The card stock has a nice, sturdy feel that makes it feel more special than a typical drugstore card. Definitely the card to send if you want to be both funny and genuine.