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Already Terrifying

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$3.52 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

The Halloween compliment for your most intimidating friend. Ideal for the one who negotiates like a lawyer, texts back in one word, or runs the group chat with an iron fist.

  • Inside: Blank
  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Recycled Kraft Envelope 
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Joseph ★★★★★

Sent this to my friend who runs our group chat like a board meeting, and the look on her face was worth every penny. The 4.25" size fits perfectly in a standard envelope, and the blank inside gave me room to write my own chaos.

John ★★★★★

Picked this up for the friend who replies “k” to everything, and the blank inside meant I could write the perfect threat. The 4.25" size fits nicely in a mailbox without looking like junk mail. She laughed out loud, which is basically a compliment from her.

Victoria ★★★★★

My friend negotiates like a shark and sends one-word texts, so this card was made for her. The slightly oversized 4.25" size gives it real presence, and the blank inside let me write something genuinely heartfelt instead of a canned joke. She laughed so hard she actually called me back.

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