Chronisch Online Kaars

The name alone made me laugh out loud, and the scent is honestly perfect—that pineapple and palm combo is way more refreshing than I expected from something called "digital burnout." It burns evenly and makes my desk smell like a tropical vacation I desperately need.

I was expecting a joke candle but the pineapple and palm scent is genuinely nice, sweet without being cloying. It's been burning on my desk for a week straight and the hand-poured soy wax still throws scent across the whole room.

The soy wax burns so clean and even that I've had it going for hours without any soot or tunneling. The doomscrolling burnout vibe is weirdly accurate—it's sweet but a little smoky, perfect for background noise while I'm working.